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Silly HR Director Lorna Morgan forgot the food and drinks for our company picnic and we couldn’t care less.
On days like this………….I don’t care if my curtains are open and the guy next door is mowing his lawn.
womenofasimilarage: Some weeks Olga liked to really make the lawn care kid work for his five dollars.
str8guysecrets: Umm. Where the fuck do they mow lawns like this?! Cuz I’m about to pack up and move this weekend. P.S. - go the FUCK away, lady. Nobody cares if lemonade is ready. #CockBlockinBitch
wncslut69: A special treat for the kid who mows your lawn… #blindfold your #hotwife and invite him in for a #fuck… he will take amazing care of your lawn… and wife going forward.
morathor: tastefullyoffensive: The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe) Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine. See. These goats got loose
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible wait is there like a lawn care subreddit
glad2bhere: this college guy answered my ad for someone to mow my lawn …… all he wanted to do was sit naked in the backyard & have me take pictures of him … SWEET DEAL for me! my lawn is up to my knees but who cares. glad2Bhere.tumblr.com/archive
hkirkh: The best name for a lawn care business.
str8guysecrets:Umm. Where the fuck do they mow lawns like this?! Cuz I’m about to pack up and move this weekend. P.S. - go the FUCK away, lady. Nobody cares if lemonade is ready. #CockBlockinBitch
I “forgot” the lawn care man was coming by…
krakenpocalypse: dat-soldier: presentablypunk: So I work at a lawn care place and I shit you not there is a chainsaw here that would qualify as a Longsword in Monster Hunter. does it come with a scope Is this Warhammer 40,000? Can I have it?
hot-hotter-pics: gaypornquickies: This guy spills more seed than a Scotts Lawn Care delivery man.
cheatingwhitegirl: My boyfriend hired a mexican landscaper to take care of our property.every saturday when hes at work.One day i invited him in for a drink and to pay him for mowing the lawn.Next thing i know im in my boyfriends bed fucking this big
bdizz13: cheatingwhitegirl:My boyfriend hired a mexican landscaper to take care of our property.every saturday when hes at work.One day i invited him in for a drink and to pay him for mowing the lawn.Next thing i know im in my boyfriends bed fucking
sssshale: But seriously if you support the silencing and mocking of survivors? If you want protect monsters and expect us to care about their feelies too? GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN. I don’t give a shit about follower counts or any of that and I never
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible wait is there like a lawn care subreddit
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:I feel that “lawn care” as promoted in the USA can be considered some kind of pseudoscience. It doesn’t have the conspiracy-theory-adjacent qualities of virtually every other “pseudoscience,”
presentablypunk: So I work at a lawn care place and I shit you not there is a chainsaw here that would qualify as a Longsword in Monster Hunter.
lesfoudres: Better Homes and Gardens - New Garden Book: How-to Help on Gardening, Landscaping, Lawn Care (by my vintage book collection (in blog form))
zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you
neoyi: obscurefan: agoutirex: Can’t not reblog. I quote this, like, everyday. As someone who works in a comic book store I have to explain this to someone almost everyday. Sad truth. Now you kids get off my lawn.
spiro-fhtagn: Palm trees as far as the eye can see 🌴💕🌴💕🌴 (Asshole award for the day goes to someone in Beverly Hills is overwatering their lawn in the middle of the day in the heat. 😾CALIFORNIA IS *STILL* IN A SEVERE DROUGHT FOR FUCKS
bubbakanoosh: Never cared for milkshakes, though, mine did bring all the boys to my yard where I then yelled at them to get off my lawn.
iangreyone: shizukasmack: Charlie Brown never cared about us. Stay strong out here, Franklin. And STAY WOKE DAWG! Damn.. lol they gave my nigga a lawn chair
lowes: Lawn Care Tips: Feeding, Mowing, Watering Learn how and when to fertilize a lawn, how to mow properly and how to get the most out of watering your lawn. Shop Lowe’s Shop
deviousindulgence: What’s wrong with your lawn furniture? Oh nothing, it’s just been teased for the past 6 hours. The bucking and moaning hasn’t stopped yet. Care to help make sure it never does?
wendy3000: “Honey, Jimmy’s done mowing the lawn. I don’t have any cash on me. Can you take care of him for me?”
vickurt015: All smiles!!! You can see the lawn care guy in the background lol
The landscapers were always on time once they learned that she was their payment for taking care of the lawn -Punisher
